Wrinkle Creams FAQ:
The words Fire Department make it sound like they’re the ones starting fires, doesn’t it? It should be called the “Extinguishing Department”. We don’t call the police the “Crime Department”. And what about wrinkle cream? Doesn’t sound like it causes wrinkles? And why would a doctor prescribe pain pills? I already have pain! I need relief pills!
The words Fire Department make it sound like they’re the ones starting fires, doesn’t it? It should be called the “Extinguishing Department”. We don’t call the police the “Crime Department”. And what about wrinkle cream? Doesn’t sound like it causes wrinkles? And why would a doctor prescribe pain pills? I already have pain! I need relief pills!
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So they have a lot of “hoes” to water the fire out
because the entire world is backwards. you haven’t noticed?
yea i get it. it makes sense but i have no idea.
Nice one about the Fire Department. Totally reminded me of Fahrenheit 451. Good book!
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LOL thats soo true!why do people say dust the furniture?Why would they want the furniture all dusty??
LOL
yr funny!
Yeah… the fire department example reminded me of the book farenheit 451 as well…
I guess when people hear “fire” they think they take out fires, and nobody would really start fires unless theyre idiots. Some people probably wouldnt understand what extinguish meant so…
yeah, pretty stupid explanation.
you have a broken lead on your pencil,don’t you?Or is the light bulb in your room burned out? Why don’t they ask why you are foolish,you certainly do not need pills for this.
And why do they call hemorrhoids hemorrhoids? Shouldn’t they be called Asstrroids.
How can there be Large Shrimp large? aren’t they small.
Why do they call doctors Doctors? aren’t they all quacks and so on….